Murder ruins everything.
It’s the end of summer in Pine Grove, which means the weather is warm, the apple pie is fresh, and the days are long and pretty. Late summer really is the beautiful in upstate New York.
But bottle blonde Teeny has her 65th birthday coming up, and for her, that’s ruining all the good stuff about the season. Teeny HATES her birthday, and she doesn’t want anyone to know how old she is.
But then one of Teeny’s many evil exes turns up in town and makes a big deal of Teeny’s upcoming birthday in front of everyone in town.
The nerve of this guy!
Teeny is furious, of course, and she dresses the guy down in front of half the town. But then the evil ex turns up dead, and Chief Flanagan identifies TEENY as the top suspect in the murder…
It’s up to Chelsea and Miss May to solve the murder. Because if they don’t catch the real killer soon, Teeny is going to have to spend her birthday alone, in JAIL. No one wants that.